Jantar by Tiago Hoisel

Recently, I discovered a blog by Brazilian artist Tiago Hoisel. I love his caricatures, particularly this image, titled Jantar.

Jantar by Tiago Hoisel
http://tiagohoisel.blogspot.com/2011/01/jantar.html

As I studied the details of this work, I really began to appreciate the artist's smart use of perspective.

Viewing this hilariously wacky family through the eyes of the boyfriend, Hoisel has allowed us to assess and poke fun at these people. However, at the same time, this family is sizing us up as well. Judging from their expressions, the gun pointed at us from the painting, and the stuffed ex on the wall, I get the feeling we may be coming up short.

I like that we don't get to actually see the boyfriend -- just the skull and crossbones detail on his wristband. It's enough of a clue to let us imagine what the rest of him looks like. In my mind, I see a kid who thinks he's the height of cool and fashion, but who may be the exact opposite of what Generalissimo wants for his daughter. Actually, jantar means "to have dinner" in Portuguese, and I sense that's exactly what Dad is about to do -- but he won't be eating the bird.

I love how Hoisel cleverly and humorously conveys the disparity between how we see ourselves and how others see us. It made me wonder what other people think of me.

To be truthful, I'm not concerned with whether everyone likes me or not. I can't please everyone, and I have to live with myself at the end of the day. However, there are certain things that I would like most people to be able to say about me. For instance, do I come across as being trustworthy? Am I patient and tolerant? Am I helpful? Am I at least trying to develop the characteristics that I want?

What about you? What do you hope that others see in you?

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P.S. I do hope you visit Tiago Hoisel's blog. His caricatures are very fresh, very smart. Here is another image I want to share just because it really cracked my boys up.

Piracicaba by Tiago Hoisel
http://tiagohoisel.blogspot.com/2011/01/piracicaba.html

The Prodigal

Do you ever make up stories about people you don't know? I do it all the time. I'm not talking about gossip or slander, but I do fabricate entire histories to help me feel better about certain people.

For instance, let's say that a man (yes, it's a man because everyone knows men can't drive) cuts me off or stops short. This is where my imagination kicks in, and I start to wonder why he did what he did. Maybe his mind is elsewhere because his mother is in the intensive care unit and dying of some rare blood disease. Now he's rushing to his daughter's school. The little girl apparently fell from the monkey bars and broke several vertebrae. His wife is unavailable having tragically died in childbirth, so he's been called. He's also about to lose his job manufacturing incandescent lightbulbs now that they're illegal. With all this happening, it's no wonder he can't concentrate on his driving.

See how it's done? Without a shred of road rage, I've killed or maimed three of his family members and destroyed his livelihood. However, I also feel really bad for the guy. Honestly, how could a person not feel sympathetic?

Today, I was pulling into the Shop Rite parking lot and saw a young man approach an older gentleman. I then witnessed the older man give the younger one a quarter. Next, the young man walked up to my car and explained that he was trying to catch the bus and asked if I could give him fifty cents. He looked rough, but he was exceptionally polite and clear-eyed. I gave him the fifty cents. Then he headed toward someone else.

Now I've never even seen a public bus in this neck of the woods. I don't even know if we have a bus system here. This made me wonder. Exactly which bus was he trying to catch? Where was he going? How was he reduced to his present situation? What destination could be worth the effort of collecting small change from complete strangers in a parking lot, in the rain?

Frankly, I don't care to speculate about most of those questions, but in my mind, I have the answer to the last one. I can think of only one place worth such trouble, worth swallowing one's pride for. He must be going Home.

The Prodigal Son Returns
by Soichi Watanabe

And the son said... ‘Father, I have sinned against heaven and in your sight, and am no longer worthy to be called your son.’ But the father said to his servants, ‘Bring out the best robe and put it on him, and put a ring on his hand and sandals on his feet. And bring the fatted calf here and kill it, and let us eat and be merry; for this my son was dead and is alive again; he was lost and is found.’ And they began to be merry.

To Everything There is a Season

In the past, I have been described as being "more dude-like than most dudes." I'm not sure what that means exactly because I'm not into sports or cars or anything loud/greasy. On the other hand, I do lack a certain amount of sentimentality. In fact, if there were an award for being unsentimental, I might win it. Also, I tend to be coldly logical in a way that a Vulcan could appreciate. That's why I have trouble understanding what happened this morning.

For reasons that defy any rational explanation, I've been unable to pack up the baby's outgrown clothes for charity. At first, I tried to convince myself that I was saving them in order to make a quilt out of my favorite dresses. It wasn't true, of course. Many of the outfits in there had fabric unsuitable for quilting. A few were so stained, I'd have to do some very creative cutting to use them. But I couldn't find it in my heart to let them go, so for a year, the pile of outgrown clothes has been growing to very unsteady heights.

Finally, this morning, I admitted to myself that I wasn't going to recycle any of the clothes. I couldn't bear to cut into those tiny skirts and ruffles. But there were some super sweet outfits, many of them worn only once or twice. It would be a shame if nobody used them, so I started bagging them for charity.

I don't know what happened, but something inside me snapped. I just started weeping and sobbing. I don't know why. I never had this trouble giving up the boys' clothing -- or anything else -- for that matter. Have any of you moms out there experienced this? Or am I just being weird and hormonal?

I confess that I kept a couple of outfits -- Babystyle's coming home outfit and a dress she wore on her first Christmas. Even so, looking -- even thinking about those bags of clothes makes me cry. Even now, I'm resisting the urge to go upstairs and rescue a few more cherry-printed frocks.

God must have known that I could take only so much, because shortly after I was done packing, the postman delivered a package. We love hiking when the weather is nice, and the baby backpack carrier I ordered last week had arrived. The delivery created an exciting diversion for Baby Walkabout and me. We had a great time adjusting the straps and giving it a test run all over the house.

Yes, Juicy Turkey Baby's first year is almost over (sniffle), but there are good times ahead, too.

Bubbles, One Week Old